Dramatic Wrinkles

"I have nothing to say about [Dramatic Wrinkles], just that you'd be a horrible one. The profession is much too unclean."

Science is turning out to be a very dramatic place! I overheard a Kay and Em talking with John about how he uses some other girl. She likes John, and so John keeps talking to her, but he keeps thinking silently "I hate you.". And apparently this girl is mad at John, but for some other reason, so John has stopped talking to her. Get this, John is a huge perv. Apparently these two have sexted? What? John hates her! Now John has promised Kay, Em, and El, that he will stop talking to her and stop leading her on. That's good.
Guys don't ever be like John and lead a girl on like that.

Wrinkles. Our elbows are really wrinkly. Did you know what that little flab of skin is called? It's your wenis. And it sound a lot like something else. The boy-pervs on my bus were touching each other's wenises. And the bus aid that came on today, was all "What are you boys doing?" And they're all "He's squeezing my wenis!" Yeah, you're just saying that cause it sounds dirty. That's real nice. *eye roll*

Did anyone guess how the title has something to do with this post?